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    Felicity Archer

    Episode 01

    Felicity Archer is Louis’ secretary at the antique shop, and the only person who takes his business seriously. On the morning of Goodman’s visit she phones him in a fury about the file he hasn’t prepared, walks him through the email he hasn’t read, and, doubled over with stomach cramps, sends him to Don’s for her Dritilla. When Goodman finally arrives she fusses over him with fresh coffee.

    She admires the government and Don, has nothing but contempt for Anna, and wants the stranger in town reported to the authorities. Todd is besotted with her, and Louis takes a photo of her for him in exchange for cigarettes.

    Episode 02

    Felicity only appears as a worried text message: “But where are you Louis? I had no news from you for days!”

    Episode 03

    Six months on, Louis finds her in tears in the wrecked shop; her own home has been ransacked too. She tells him he signed an exclusive artwork-exchange agreement with Goodman and has barely spoken to her since, and that everyone in town knows Anna has a lover. Louis fetches Todd to comfort her, and her “usual pills” from Don, which turn out not to be approved by the board of medicine.

    Character list entry

    1. Felicity Archer, character list portrait

      Episode 01 HD · iPad & Mac

      Felicity Archer · 32, single

      “Felicity is my secretary. She is completely obsessed by her job and suffers from a severe form of compulsive stress. Fortunately, she is endowed with an extraordinary sense of organisation…”

    Trivia

    • Her wedding present to Louis and Anna was a set of dishes Louis calls awful; they stay boxed up in the kitchen.
    • She keeps jasmine tea in the office, though she knows Louis can’t stand jasmine, and looks after a young California palm there, still in great shape six months later.
    • Asked about the church, she is glad the government “sent all those horrible priests into the asylums”.
    • In English and Italian, her answer to TREE (“I don’t know a thing about this tree, but I can say it’s quite comfortable”) is the stranger’s, word for word.

    Typed words

    Besides the topics on offer, every conversation has a keyboard. These are the words that get an answer that isn’t on the list, with every spelling the game accepts. Typing a topic’s own name picks that topic.

    Episode 0125 words
    • FELICITY
    • SECRETARY

    Felicity ArcherWe are doing fine, thank you dear!

    Louis EverettYou are using the royal ’we’, Felicity…

    Felicity ArcherOh, dear Lord, I didn’t do it on purpose! Hihi!

    • ALEX
    • STRANGER
    • JOHN DOE

    Felicity ArcherWhat, a stranger in town? My Goodness! This is terrible!! The authorities must be notified!!

    Louis EverettYou are overreacting Felicity!

    Felicity ArcherI am going to call the police, let the government know…

    Louis EverettShe stopped listening…

    • LOUIS
    • ME

    Felicity ArcherHere is what i think of you! You are constantly late! You are irresponsible, you have no sense of…

    Louis EverettI give up…

    • JALONSVILLE
    • CITY
    • TOWN

    Felicity ArcherThis town is the perfect place to start a business like yours, Louis, but the economic climate nowadays…

    Louis EverettShe’s starting it again…

    Felicity Archer…Thanks to the government plan and the last amendments voted by Congress…

    • BIG APPLE
    • NYC
    • NEW YORK

    Felicity ArcherOne day I should really move back to New York to get closer to clients like Mr.Goodman.

    Louis EverettFor once I agree with you.

    • ANTIQUITIES
    • STORE

    Felicity ArcherYou should get more involved in what you do, Louis…

    Louis EverettAs you put it so well… it’s MY business. And you’re merely my secretary!

    • NEW JERSEY
    • STATE
    • REGION

    Felicity ArcherI was born here, I live here, and I shall die here.

    Louis EverettThe earlier the better.

    Felicity ArcherI beg your pardon?

    Louis EverettNever mind.

    • DTC
    • CAR

    Felicity ArcherI would have preferred a more sophisticated car, besides, you’re not even driving it yourself… it’s not good for business…

    Louis EverettShe always knows what to say…

    • HEADACHES
    • ACHE
    • PAIN

    Felicity ArcherWith all that napping, it’s no wonder… The lack of responsibility is the first cause of migraines, it’s a well established fact!

    Louis EverettWhat?! You’re not a doctor!

    • 1112

    Felicity ArcherIt must be the number of bills from your desk!

    Louis EverettWhy did I ask? I think I must love pain!

    • GOVERNMENT
    • POWER
    • GOV

    Felicity ArcherI’m so glad they took over, there are so many criminals running around!

    • DRIDI
    • DUDRIDIER
    • FRED

    Felicity ArcherI wonder what he’s doing in Jalonsville, I don’t trust that kid, he’s not from around here!

    • GROCERY STORE

    Felicity ArcherYour wife’s store, Louis. A business that suits her well, that brainless woman!

    Louis EverettShow some respect Felicity… Thats my wife you’re talking about…

    • PHARMACY

    Felicity ArcherDon is doing a wonderful job!

    Louis EverettWell, he sure has his hands full with you!

    • TOBACCO

    Felicity ArcherGood riddence!

    • CHURCH
    • CHAPEL

    Felicity ArcherIt’s an ancient building from a different period of time! I am glad they sent all those horrible priests into the asylums!

    • HOUSE

    Felicity ArcherI never went there, but it doesn’t seem that everything is in place, considering the time it took for you to set up the file this morning!

    • TREE

    Felicity ArcherI don’t know a thing about this tree, but I can say it’s quite comfortable.

    Louis EverettGoodness! I do pray she gets hit by lightning…

    • NAME

    Felicity Archer… Felicity Archer… not very funny, Louis…

    • WORK
    • JOB

    Felicity ArcherWell, I work as a secretary for the most incompetent and irresponsible boss in the whole world. That is you.

    • GANGBANG
    • MOTHER FUCKER
    • FUCK
    • ROOTING
    • BANGING
    • MAKE LOVE

    Felicity ArcherDo not be vulgar in my presence!!! You are a disgrace to the business Louis!!

    • SHIT
    • CRAP
    • POOP
    • FART
    • FLATUS
    • PEE
    • DUMP
    • COCK
    • ASS

    Felicity ArcherYou are disgusting Louis, DISGUSTING!!!!

    • WHORE
    • HOOKER
    • BITCH
    • JERK
    • FATTY

    Felicity ArcherYou obscene character! This is an outrage!

    • BASTARD
    • ASSHOLE
    • FATHEAD

    Felicity ArcherYou boor!

    • FAMILY
    • MAFIA
    Only in v1.2.3

    Felicity ArcherMy Goodness, I can’t stand these uncivilized hooligans! I don’t want to hear of them!

    Louis EverettBut Don…

    Felicity ArcherStop talking nonsense Louis.

    Any other word

    one of, at random:

    Felicity ArcherWhat are you talking about Louis?

    Felicity ArcherI can’t distinguish Louis. Make an effort!

    Felicity ArcherCould you be more precise?

    Episode 031 word
    • 1112

    Felicity ArcherNo, Louis, you’re exaggerating! I don’t take that many pills in a year.

    Any other word

    Felicity ArcherLouis, c’mon, be more clear!

    Artwork

    Character list

    Felicity Archer, character list, Episode 01 v1.2.3
    Episode 01 v1.2.380×80
    Felicity Archer, character list, Episode 01 2.0 & Episode 02 · iPhone
    Episode 01 2.0 & Episode 02 · iPhone76×76
    Felicity Archer, character list, HD releases & Episode 03
    HD releases & Episode 03188×188

    Episode 01 v1.2.3

    Felicity Archer, Dialogue pose 1, Episode 01 v1.2.3
    Dialogue pose 1Felicity_01 · 187×302
    Felicity Archer, Dialogue pose 2, Episode 01 v1.2.3
    Dialogue pose 2Felicity_06 · 248×305
    Felicity Archer, Dialogue screen, Episode 01 v1.2.3
    Dialogue screenCharacterDialog_Felicity · 477×320
    Felicity Archer, Dialogue animation · turning, talking and blinking, Episode 01 v1.2.3Animated
    Dialogue animation · turning, talking and blinkingFelicity · 40 frames, 6.6 s loop
    Felicity Archer, In the scene · Antique shop, Episode 01 v1.2.3
    In the scene · Antique shopAnticShop_FelicityStatic_01 · 135×332

    Episode 01 2.0 / HD

    Felicity Archer, Dialogue portrait, Episode 01 2.0 / HD
    Dialogue portraitCharacterFelicity · 371×570
    Felicity Archer, Close-up, Episode 01 2.0 / HD
    Close-upDialogFelicity · 514×576
    Felicity Archer, Talking and blinking, Episode 01 2.0 / HDAnimated
    Talking and blinkingCharacterFelicity · 34 frames, 3.4 s loop
    Felicity Archer, In the scene · Antique shop, Episode 01 2.0 / HD
    In the scene · Antique shopAnticShop.Felicity · 183×377

    Episode 03

    Felicity Archer, Dialogue portrait, Episode 03
    Dialogue portraitCharacterFelicity · 593×553
    Felicity Archer, Close-up, Episode 03
    Close-upDialogFelicity · 667×597
    Felicity Archer, Talking and blinking, Episode 03Animated
    Talking and blinkingCharacterFelicity · 34 frames, 3.4 s loop
    Felicity Archer, In the scene · Antique shop office, Episode 03
    In the scene · Antique shop officeAnticShopOffice.Felicity · 315×308
    Felicity Archer, In the scene · Antique shop office · Waiting, Episode 03
    In the scene · Antique shop office · WaitingAnticShopOffice.Felicity · 252×364
    Felicity Archer, In the scene · Antique shop office · With Todd, Episode 03
    In the scene · Antique shop office · With ToddAnticShopOffice.FelicityTodd · 538×393