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    Alex Wuzheir

    In the character list: Stranger

    Episode 01

    A nervous man in a green cap who loiters in the city centre. He has come from New York to see an old acquaintance, and he has nothing but contempt for the government and its bans: “They took everything...” He bought Don’s last box of Dritilla, so Louis has to get it from him. He asks Louis for a cigarette and gets threatened with the police, then refuses to trade for anything less than a whole pack.

    Only hidden conversations reveal more: typed the right word, he gives his name as Alex Wuzheir and his age as 31, and insists he has seen Louis somewhere before.

    Character list entry

    1. Alex Wuzheir, character list portrait

      Episode 01 HD · iPad & Mac

      Stranger · Age unknown

      “He’s just a guy who hangs out in Jalonsville city centre. I don’t know who he is or what he’s doing here.”

    Trivia

    • His surname, Wuzheir, sounds like “was here”: “Alex was here” is carved on a shelf in Anna’s shop, a mark left by the game’s creator, Alexandre Leboucher.
    • His answers foreshadow the asylum Louis wakes up in at the end of Episode 03. Told about Louis’ headaches he says “Try an asylum!”, and sworn at he promises that “some very nice gentlemen dressed in white are coming to get you”.
    • His answer to LOUIS, a childish argument over which of them saw the other first, is repeated almost word for word by Fred at the gas station in Episode 02.

    Typed words

    Besides the topics on offer, every conversation has a keyboard. These are the words that get an answer that isn’t on the list, with every spelling the game accepts. Typing a topic’s own name picks that topic.

    Episode 0127 words
    • ANNA
    • WOMAN

    Alex WuzheirI never ever heard of this woman, I’m sorry.

    Louis EverettForget it…

    • FELICITY
    • SECRETARY

    Alex WuzheirHm… it seems familiar… I must have heard the pharmacist mention her…

    Louis EverettYeah, she’s his favorite customer.

    • TODD
    • BARTENDER

    Alex WuzheirI never heard of this guy, sorry.

    Louis EverettIt’s pretty normal.

    • DON
    • PHARMACIST

    Alex WuzheirIs this the pharmacist’s first name? I think that’s what the name plate said.

    Louis EverettYou have a good memory!

    • ALEX
    • STRANGER
    • JOHN DOE

    Alex WuzheirThat’s none of your business who I am, dude! Mind your own stuff… And how the heck do you know my name??

    Louis EverettSo sorry, I didn’t think…

    • LOUIS
    • ME

    Alex WuzheirI know you… I saw you somewhere… I’m sure I saw you before…

    Louis EverettSorry, I know you. I saw you first and you saw me second, ok?

    Alex WuzheirI saw you second…

    Louis EverettYou lose! I saw you second myself!

    Alex WuzheirYou’re pretty strong yourself…

    Louis EverettNonsense, I’m a super hero!

    Alex WuzheirWell… this is getting on my nerves…

    • GOODMAN

    Alex WuzheirGoodman? No, it doesn’t ring a bell.

    Louis EverettIndeed…

    • BIG APPLE
    • NYC
    • NEW YORK

    Alex WuzheirI came from New York, how do you know that? Are you spying on me? You’re working for them, right?

    Louis EverettWell… no, actually…

    Alex WuzheirMind your own business then…

    • ANTIQUITIES
    • STORE

    Alex WuzheirSorry, I’m really not into the arts.

    • NEW JERSEY
    • STATE
    • REGION

    Alex WuzheirWhat I do in my region is none of your business!

    Louis EverettOK, never mind…

    • DTC
    • CAR

    Alex WuzheirI’m gonna get myself a car like that when I grow up!

    Louis EverettHow old are you?

    Alex Wuzheir31

    Louis EverettOk…

    • HEADACHES
    • ACHE
    • PAIN

    Alex WuzheirDo you often complain to people you don’t really know? Try an asylum!

    • 1112

    Alex Wuzheir1112? I don’t really like this number, it seems familiar though… It isn’t the police number, is it?

    Louis Everett…

    • DRIDI
    • DUDRIDIER
    • FRED

    Alex WuzheirI don’t know him.

    Louis EverettHe’s a famous one man performer from Europe…

    Alex WuzheirEurope? Is that the place next to California?

    • GROCERY STORE

    Alex WuzheirSorry, I never went in.

    Louis EverettIt’s my wife’s store.

    Alex WuzheirGreat, I really needed to know…

    • PHARMACY

    Alex WuzheirThe pharmacist is nice.

    Louis EverettWell, he sure is trying to build customer loyalty…

    • TOBACCO

    Alex WuzheirClosed like all the others… It’s a shame! Our elementary freedom has been trampled!

    • CHURCH
    • CHAPEL

    Alex WuzheirWas there a church here??

    • HOUSE

    Alex WuzheirWhat are you talking about, dude? I don’t really care where you’re living.

    • TREE

    Alex WuzheirI don’t know a thing about this tree, but I can say it’s quite comfortable.

    • NAME

    Alex WuzheirMy name is Alex Wuzheir.

    • WORK
    • JOB

    Alex WuzheirI am teaching quantum physics, doesn’t it show? Puff, I have nothing to say to you, we’re not raising sheep together…

    • GANGBANG
    • MOTHER FUCKER
    • FUCK
    • ROOTING
    • BANGING
    • MAKE LOVE

    Alex WuzheirCool down dude! There is no mark on my forehead yet!

    • SHIT
    • CRAP
    • POOP
    • FART
    • FLATUS
    • PEE
    • DUMP
    • COCK
    • ASS

    Alex WuzheirNice to meet you, I’m Alex. Relax, we’re gonna wait together for 5 minutes. Ok?

    Alex WuzheirSome very nice gentlemen dressed in white are coming to get you, everything will be just fine…

    • WHORE
    • HOOKER
    • BITCH
    • JERK
    • FATTY

    Alex WuzheirI’m gonna kick the shit out of you!

    • BASTARD
    • ASSHOLE
    • FATHEAD

    Alex WuzheirYou’re talking to me!! I’m gonna break your neck dude!

    • FAMILY
    • MAFIA
    Only in v1.2.3

    Alex WuzheirSorry, not my line of work..

    Louis EverettYet, I thought..

    Alex WuzheirWhat?? Do I look like a criminal?

    Any other word

    one of, at random:

    Alex WuzheirI don’t understand.

    Alex WuzheirArticulate!

    Alex WuzheirSpit it out dude! I’m a busy guy!

    Artwork

    Character list

    Alex Wuzheir, character list, Episode 01 v1.2.3
    Episode 01 v1.2.380×80
    Alex Wuzheir, character list, Episode 01 2.0 & Episode 02 · iPhone
    Episode 01 2.0 & Episode 02 · iPhone73×74
    Alex Wuzheir, character list, HD releases & Episode 03
    HD releases & Episode 03188×188

    Episode 01 v1.2.3

    Alex Wuzheir, Dialogue pose 1, Episode 01 v1.2.3
    Dialogue pose 1Stranger_01 · 258×299
    Alex Wuzheir, Dialogue pose 2, Episode 01 v1.2.3
    Dialogue pose 2Stranger_06 · 256×311
    Alex Wuzheir, Dialogue screen, Episode 01 v1.2.3
    Dialogue screenCharacterDialog_Stranger · 476×315
    Alex Wuzheir, Dialogue animation · turning, talking and blinking, Episode 01 v1.2.3Animated
    Dialogue animation · turning, talking and blinkingStranger · 39 frames, 6.6 s loop
    Alex Wuzheir, In the scene · City centre, Episode 01 v1.2.3
    In the scene · City centreCityCenter_Stranger_01 · 160×224

    Episode 01 2.0 / HD

    Alex Wuzheir, Dialogue portrait, Episode 01 2.0 / HD
    Dialogue portraitCharacterStranger · 393×525
    Alex Wuzheir, Close-up, Episode 01 2.0 / HD
    Close-upDialogStranger · 599×536
    Alex Wuzheir, Talking and blinking, Episode 01 2.0 / HDAnimated
    Talking and blinkingCharacterStranger · 34 frames, 3.4 s loop
    Alex Wuzheir, In the scene · City centre, Episode 01 2.0 / HD
    In the scene · City centreCityCenter.Stranger · 121×224