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    Biff

    In the character list: Bum

    Episode 02

    Biff lives outside Goodman’s warehouse, describes himself as a professional whiskey drinker, and claims to eat a cat now and then. He loves driving Goodman’s receptionist mad by singing obscene songs on her doorstep, if only his throat weren’t so dry. Louis gives him a bottle of bourbon, and his rendition of “Molly Malone” draws her out of the building.

    He says he used to hang out at Orlando’s in Jalonsville in his youth.

    Character list entry

    1. Biff, character list portrait

      Episode 02 HD · iPad & Mac

      Bum · Age unknown

      “He’s a tramp who stays by Goodman’s warehouse. The poor guy is having a hard time, here. Probably because of a love story…”

    Trivia

    • Typing LOUIS sets Biff off singing “Louie Louie”, and Louis joins in: “I love the Kingsmen!!!”

    Typed words

    Besides the topics on offer, every conversation has a keyboard. These are the words that get an answer that isn’t on the list, with every spelling the game accepts. Typing a topic’s own name picks that topic.

    Episode 0211 words
    • HOTEL

    BiffBuuuurp, oh yeah! I’d give anything to be able to spend a night at this hotel…

    Louis EverettForget about it…

    • LOUIS
    • ME

    BiffLouie Louie, oh no, me gotta go… Aye-yi-yi-yi, I said Louie Louie, oh baby me gotta go!!

    Louis EverettFine little girl waits for me la la la… Yeah!! I love the Kingsmen!!! You’re kind of cool for a drunkard!!!

    BiffBuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrp!!!

    Louis EverettI’m not this is part of the original lyrics…

    • GOODMAN

    BiffYeah, I see, he’s the boss of the warehouse… Doesn’t come round too often, sure he spends more time fishing girls in his Texas ranch!

    Louis EverettA ranch in Texas?

    BiffDunno, just said that as it came across my mind, uh… BUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRP

    • JALONSVILLE

    BiffYeah, I know it well, used to hang out at the Orlando’s in my youth.

    Louis EverettHehe! I’m not impressed.

    • NEW YORK
    • BIG APPLE
    • NYC

    BiffThe city of all decadence!

    Louis EverettI can see your point here…

    • 1112

    BiffSorry mate, I can only count ’til 16…

    Louis Everett…

    • GOVERNMENT
    • POWER
    • STATE
    • GOV
    • POLITICIANS

    BiffIt’s all their fault!

    Louis EverettI can see your point here…

    • WORK
    • JOB
    • PROFESSION

    BiffProfessional whiskey drinker.

    • SHIT
    • DUMP
    • CRAP
    • FART
    • PEE
    • DICK
    • ASS

    BiffGreat news!

    • FUCK
    • BITCH
    • CUNT

    BiffYeah, you’re right, just all the same!

    • DUMBASS
    • ASSHOLLE
    • FUCKER
    • STUPID
    • JERK

    BiffThat’s not cool, man, I’ve hit the bottom already, no need to add anything on to of this…

    Any other word

    one of, at random:

    BiffBURPPPPP

    BiffUh? Say that again, mate.

    BiffDon’t get it… HIC!!

    Artwork

    Character list

    Biff, character list, Episode 02 · iPhone
    Episode 02 · iPhone76×76
    Biff, character list, HD releases & Episode 03
    HD releases & Episode 03188×188

    Episode 02

    Biff, Dialogue portrait, Episode 02
    Dialogue portraitCharacterBum · 443×571
    Biff, Close-up, Episode 02
    Close-upDialogBum · 653×566
    Biff, Talking and blinking, Episode 02Animated
    Talking and blinkingCharacterBum · 32 frames, 3.2 s loop
    Biff, In the scene · Main menu, Episode 02
    In the scene · Main menuMainMenuStreet.Bum · 171×136