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    Cletus

    Episode 02

    Cletus sells hot dogs outside the Bellevue Hotel. Business is slow, and so is his love life: his fiancée Conchita, a room attendant at the hotel, has grown distant since she took the job, and he can’t afford the engagement ring he has found. Louis buys it and gives it to him; Cletus proposes, and Conchita finally leaves the room Louis needs. The two are last seen kissing in the hotel corridor.

    Everyone else is suspicious of his famous “double sauce”, and of how few cats there are in the area.

    Episode 03

    Gordon says it was a hot-dog salesman friend who told him about Jalonsville.

    Character list entry

    1. Cletus, character list portrait

      Episode 02 HD · iPad & Mac

      Cletus · Age unknown

      “A very affectionate hot-dog seller.”

    Trivia

    • Asked about the government, he says inspectors now make him add their tasteless “enzyme” to his sauce: “You know, the dishinibitor”. Tony has been told to do the same, and Archibald says the government supplies the enzyme for the hotel’s catering.

    Typed words

    Besides the topics on offer, every conversation has a keyboard. These are the words that get an answer that isn’t on the list, with every spelling the game accepts. Typing a topic’s own name picks that topic.

    Episode 0210 words
    • LOUIS
    • ME

    CletusI had a dog called Louis, back in Texas. He caught a weird disease I had to finish him with a pickaxe.

    Louis EverettMmm… I see.

    • GOODMAN

    CletusI don’t know that guy. Sorry…

    Louis EverettToo bad.

    • JALONSVILLE

    CletusOh, yeah, I know that, it’s some shit hole in New Jersey, innit?

    Louis EverettWell… kind of…

    • NEW YORK
    • BIG APPLE
    • NYC

    CletusI think it’s spot on, to be honest.

    Louis EverettYou may have a point here.

    • 1112

    CletusI like that number, it reminds me of an old film of the 30’s.

    Louis EverettOh yeah?

    CletusIt’s called ’M’, I think…

    Louis EverettWhat’s the connection with it?

    CletusNone. It just reminds me of that film.

    • GOVERNMENT
    • POWER
    • STATE
    • GOV
    • POLITICIANS

    CletusI got an inspection and they are now forcing me to add their enzyme in my sauce… Fortunately, it doesn’t have any taste.

    Louis EverettEnzyme…

    CletusYou know, the dishinibitor

    • WORK
    • JOB
    • PROFESSION

    CletusI’m a hot-dog seller, but I used to kill kittens.

    • SHIT
    • DUMP
    • CRAP
    • FART
    • PEE
    • DICK
    • ASS

    CletusYeah, I like that, man!

    • FUCK
    • BITCH
    • CUNT

    CletusWhere? Where?

    • DUMBASS
    • ASSHOLLE
    • FUCKER
    • STUPID
    • JERK

    CletusOi! You calm down or I’ll beat the hell out of you.

    Any other word

    one of, at random:

    CletusUh?

    CletusWhat?

    CletusI don’t get it…

    Artwork

    Character list

    Cletus, character list, Episode 02 · iPhone
    Episode 02 · iPhone58×76
    Cletus, character list, HD releases & Episode 03
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    Episode 02

    Cletus, Dialogue portrait, Episode 02
    Dialogue portraitCharacterHotdogMan · 524×584
    Cletus, Talking and blinking, Episode 02Animated
    Talking and blinkingCharacterHotdogMan · 32 frames, 3.2 s loop
    Cletus, Close-up, Episode 02
    Close-upDialogHotdogMan · 522×583